Why so serious :)

I'm a humor-blogger, i think of good jokes and i also used to post the good ones i hear .. Since i have stepped into office , i will write professional jokes :)

"Laughter is The Closest Distance Between Two People"--Victor Borge
Come closer.









How to start your day with a positive outlook

-> create a new file in your PC.
-> Name it as "Boss".
-> Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
-> Empty the RECYCLE BIN.
Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?"
Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
Feel better? Have A Nice Day.

[If this is my manager readin this blog - " no offenz plz "]

Top 7 Reasons why i joined IT ...

1) I hated sleep.
2) I had enjoyed my life enough.
3) I couldn't live without tension.
4) I wanted to pay for my sins.
5) I believed in the Bhagwad Geeta principle : Do work,Don't care about results.
6) Everything in life has a reason; I wanted to prove it wrong.
7) I wanted to take revenge on myself .

Answer yourself this question ,

You meet a gorgeous girl, speak with her for a few days and when you want to ask her cell number how would you ask ?

i would say " I've lost my phone number, can i have yours ? "

I will share more jokes wheneva they strike my mind or when i hear a good one ..

Cheers

Vinod [R.]